freakified

So The College of New Jersey is apparently sending out advertisements to parents, insisting that they send overpriced care packages to their students! Of course, they’ve been doing this for years, but this year they’ve added a new twist: a blatant attempt to capitalize on parents’ guilt with this delightful little passage:

Two students showed up to get their Care Packages. One beamed when she received her package. The other, whose family had not reserved a package, immediately used her cell phone and called home with a plaintive “You didn’t send me a care package?” Because so many students receive Care Packages during exam time, it can hurt if a student is left out.

Do you feel hurt and left out yet?