Well, Mozilla, I Guess I Owe You an Apology

Today marked the release of Firefox 3.0.1.  Yesterday, in response to the constant crashing I experienced with Firefox 3, I had moved to Internet Explorer and was in the process of writing a “Why I Switched Back to Internet Explorer” tirade.  However, while working on the post, I stumbled across this article, indicating that the constant crashes were found chiefly on tablet PC users (I have an HP tx1120us), and that the problems had been fixed in 3.0.1.  I immediately installed the latest version, and sure enough, Firefox hasn’t crashed since.

So kudos to the developers of Firefox for fixing their product!

/Pokemon/

To continue the “pictures of DS games I saw at a store in Austria” series, here’s a picture of the only version of Pokemon to feature a robust regular expression engine:

Picture of Pokemon Perl

Learning English

I’ve heard time and again that English is a difficult language to learn. However, during my stay in Austria (where English training is mandatory for all students), most people I talked to expressed their view that English was a very easy language to learn, especially compared to their native language, German.

This DS game is clearly the reason why:

ENGLISCH Buddy

After all, who wouldn’t want to learn English from that guy?

Happy 4th of July!

It’s the 4th of July, the 232nd year anniversary of Thomas Jefferson’s writing of a politely indignant letter to Great Britain.  As such, you should probably watch this video:

How I Escaped Frozen Midnight Hosting

At long last, Freakified.net has returned!

So, what happened?
Screenshot of old Frozen Midnight home pageWell, after Frozen Midnight Hosting (link still dead as of this writing) happily took my money, I was provided with some stellar service involving quite a bit of downtime.  However, during my journey abroad, both Freakified.net and all of Frozen Midnight’s corporate sites went down completely, the latter being replaced with GoDaddy parking pages.  After I returned, I began calling the owner’s personal phone number (which I had obtained from an excellent, free historical whois database, and leaving voicemails.  I never received a response.  Sending emails was also pointless, as all the domains at which they were hosted no longer existed.  So I was stuck without a working site, and, more importantly, without control of the Freakified.net domain.  (Having been registered through Frozen Midnight, I didn’t technically own the domain.)

As a last resort, I decided to try using internet phone directories to find potential alternate contact lines.  After a few hours of searching, I was only able to dig up a single piece of information: the owner’s mom’s phone number.  Reluctantly, I called the number, and the person who answered was (understandably), rather pissed off that I’d called.  Nevertheless, she took down my info.

The next day, the owner of Frozen Midnight finally called me back, saying that he’d received a call from his mom, and that he would begin the transfer as soon as he had the necessary information.  I thus left a message, and within a few days, I received an email notification from GoDaddy saying that the domain had been pushed onto my account.

As of today, Freakified.net is now hosted on HostGator, which had already impressed me with their service.  Hopefully, they won’t turn out to be another Frozen Midnight.

In conclusion, Frozen Midnight is the greatest hosting company ever.

Vacation Responder

I think wordpress needs something equivalent to a vacation responder. For example, it could auto-generate inane posts for me.

On that note, my excuse for not posting for the next month is that I’m in Austria.

Also,

Mozilla Corporation’s Response to Firefox 3′s Instability

On Windows Vista, Firefox 3 is incredibly unstable.  Like, 15 crashes a day unstable.  Luckily, the hardworking people behind it have swiftly taken decisive action regarding the problem!

firefoxFix

The Ultimate Web Host

So I think that my hosting company needs to advertise it’s 80% uptime as a feature. For example:

Tired of your customers’ constant bantering? Now your small business can finally have the iron-clad excuse it needs to get out of providing goods or services in a timely fashion. Just think–sleeping in every day could be an “our website went down” away!

On that note, I think I’ll be switching away from Frozen Midnight. I have to wonder though…am I their only customer? I feel like the whole thing is just run by some kid in his basement.

The Cereal of the Prophets

Test Chamber 13 West

Today I finished my third year of college!  During the year, I came up with various ideas for decorating my dorm’s floor that were never completed for a variety of reasons, such as this one, which came very close to fruition.  (It turns out that Adobe Reader lacks the ability to span a single large document across multiple pages, thus rendering printing a large sign somewhat difficult.)

Anyway, in the game Portal, the player must navigate a series of progressively more difficult “test chambers,” each of which prominently feature a sign corresponding to that chamber.  The sign includes the test chamber’s number, illustrations of what the test might entail, and the like.

After playing the game, I decided to make a similar sign corresponding to my building (West 13), with modified versions of the Portal illustrations showing some of the strange things my floormates had a tendency to do, such as trying to wash ice cream cones down the drain, slamming the door loudly, and jumping down the stairs!

So without further adieu, I present you with Testchamber 13 West, the unprintably large sign!

Download the original PDF!