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After a peaceful musical interlude at the local dining establishment, local student K-OSS must engage in a FIERCE BATTLE with a loathsome fiend that shall decide the fate of MANKIND! Meanwhile, an insidious foe lurks in the shadows…
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A litterer pays the ultimate price as the Water Watch team teaches him a new meaning for the word “CONSERVATION.”
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Forget to go to church this Sunday? Now you can cram in ALL your religious enlightenment in only ONE MINUTE AND THIRTY SIX SECONDS! Let the Dissiples take you an a MUSICAL ADVENTURE through TIME and SPACE! Truly, it is the GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD!
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This heart is cold! He loves only gold! Only gold!! He loves gold!! He loves only gold!!! Only gold!!! He loves gold!!!!!!
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Engaged in a struggle for power, the EVIL Macbeth must smite those who stand against his plot to USURP the throne of SCOTLAND! Only a band of FREEDOM FIGHTERS can possibly hope to penetrate his DEFENSES and RETURN the rightful king to POWER!
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Sit back and relax as child-friendly characters explain the complex mechanics of flight to those of you too stupid to understand!
What a drag!
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Greece: The year is 80 BC. Blood runs through the streets as Theseus CLEANSES Thebes of EVIL! Two KNIGHTS, lost in the fray, now must OVERCOME their FRATERNAL struggles in order to GAIN the ULTIMATE PRIZE!
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THE COSMIC BATTLE OF THE AGES! ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE!!!!
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